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Author: | Anna1111 [ Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Chuck Norris is turning 77 |
http://www.wlwt.com/article/the-best-ch ... ay/9119218 In honor of the big day - some Chuck Norris humor : ) |
Author: | Tory [ Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77 |
This great!! Thanks for sharing it. My kids and I had a good laugh! |
Author: | Sis [ Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:10 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77 |
I love Chuck Norris jokes. Here are some more: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogieman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers he breaks the sound barrier. San Francisco named a street after him but they had to change it - nobody would cross Chuck Norris. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? ALL of them. When Chuck Norris does a "pushup", he isn't lifting himself, he's pushing the earth down. |
Author: | Anna1111 [ Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:23 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77 |
Those are great, Sis! Chuck Norris made a movie overseas when I was there. Several of my friends were in it (as extras) and they spoke glowingly of what a wonderful person he was. I understand he's a devout Christian : ) |
Author: | Sis [ Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:25 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77 |
Anna1111 wrote: Those are great, Sis! Chuck Norris made a movie overseas when I was there. Several of my friends were in it (as extras) and they spoke glowingly of what a wonderful person he was. I understand he's a devout Christian : ) FUN! I've heard great things about him, also, and that he is a devout Christian! That's why i left his more "god-like" jokes out. |
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