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 Post subject: Chuck Norris is turning 77
PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:46 pm 
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http://www.wlwt.com/article/the-best-ch ... ay/9119218

In honor of the big day - some Chuck Norris humor : )

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77
PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:33 pm 
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This great!! Thanks for sharing it. My kids and I had a good laugh!


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:10 am 
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I love Chuck Norris jokes. Here are some more:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogieman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers he breaks the sound barrier.

San Francisco named a street after him but they had to change it - nobody would cross Chuck Norris.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? ALL of them.

When Chuck Norris does a "pushup", he isn't lifting himself, he's pushing the earth down.


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:23 am 
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Those are great, Sis!

Chuck Norris made a movie overseas when I was there. Several of my friends were in it (as extras) and they spoke glowingly of what a wonderful person he was. I understand he's a devout Christian : )

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris is turning 77
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:25 am 
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Anna1111 wrote:
Those are great, Sis!

Chuck Norris made a movie overseas when I was there. Several of my friends were in it (as extras) and they spoke glowingly of what a wonderful person he was. I understand he's a devout Christian : )


FUN! I've heard great things about him, also, and that he is a devout Christian! That's why i left his more "god-like" jokes out. ;)


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