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Author:  Sis [ Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:23 pm ]
Post subject:  "Christian" pickup lines.
(I don't want to offend anyone. I think a couple of these might cross the line. I do highly regard Scripture. That being said, a couple made me LOL and that seldom happens so I wanted to share.) :mrgreen:

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
For you I would slay two Goliaths.
You float my ark.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits :roll:
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you. :shock:
You are perfect, except with all the sin. :lol:
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Bathsheba had nothing on you.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. :?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? :? :mrgreen:
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I put the "stud" in bible study. :lol:
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart? :D
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
Is your name Mercy? Cause you sure are Amazing.
Author:  Anna1111 [ Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
Yeah - some of them cross the line.

But I liked these:
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. :?

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

And, this one is totally lame, but I think I've seen it used before!
I just don't feel called to celibacy.

( I have no idea who Mark Driscoll is? )

But, to me the tried and true "Would you like to meet me for Liturgy?" is the best : ) What girl can say "No" to that? : )
Author:  Sis [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
Anna1111 wrote:
Yeah - some of them cross the line.

But I liked these:
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. :?

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

And, this one is totally lame, but I think I've seen it used before!
I just don't feel called to celibacy.

( I have no idea who Mark Driscoll is? )

But, to me the tried and true "Would you like to meet me for Liturgy?" is the best : ) What girl can say "No" to that? : )



If I remember right, Mark Driscoll is a fabulous trumpet player, Christian of course. (He's an oldie.)
Author:  LisaTX [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
Mark Driscoll is a pastor, known for giving lots of marital/relationship advice and going too far, to where he crosses the TMI line. He's also a weirdo who claims to be able to look at certain people and see their embarassing secrets, or something like that.

I looked up the trumpet player and that's Phil Driscoll.
Author:  Sis [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
LisaTX wrote:
Mark Driscoll is a pastor, known for giving lots of marital/relationship advice and going too far, to where he crosses the TMI line. He's also a weirdo who claims to be able to look at certain people and see their embarassing secrets, or something like that.

I looked up the trumpet player and that's Phil Driscoll.


Ugh! I always forget about Mark Driscoll and default to the only Driscoll *I* remember. :( You're right. Mark was the pastor of Mar's Hill church in Seattle and there's been a lot of controversy around him.
Author:  Anna1111 [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
LisaTX wrote:
Mark Driscoll is a pastor, known for giving lots of marital/relationship advice and going too far, to where he crosses the TMI line. He's also a weirdo who claims to be able to look at certain people and see their embarassing secrets, or something like that.

I looked up the trumpet player and that's Phil Driscoll.


:roll: :roll:

Which re-affirms my personal motto: "Ignorance really IS bliss! It's not just an expression" :D
Author:  Sis [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
Anna1111 wrote:
LisaTX wrote:
Mark Driscoll is a pastor, known for giving lots of marital/relationship advice and going too far, to where he crosses the TMI line. He's also a weirdo who claims to be able to look at certain people and see their embarassing secrets, or something like that.

I looked up the trumpet player and that's Phil Driscoll.


:roll: :roll:

Which re-affirms my personal motto: "Ignorance really IS bliss! It's not just an expression" :D



Agreed!
Author:  LisaTX [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
Yeah, that's why I was a little stumped to see that as a pickup line. Ew. But some of those were funny!
Author:  Anna1111 [ Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "Christian" pickup lines.
My favorite (funny one) ever was a pers0nal ad that Jay Leno had on his show. "Christian man seeking Christian woman - who is willing to lie about how we met" !
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