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Author:  LisaTX [ Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Too many kids

These days, it's a sin to have more than two kids. When I saw someone with 3 kids, I always assumed the third one was an accident, and here I am having a 3rd! (Who was an accident, lol, but so were 3 of my other 4 pregnancies!) My OB asked at my first prenatal appt if I planned on having my tubes tied. I assume that's standard for anyone with more than 2 kids? I was like, "Uh, no". Anyways, here's a few funny replies to people who question your number of kids.


"I'll stop when I get an ugly one"

If someone asks if you're crazy, smile and say "Yep, I probably am!"

"Well, I figure at this rate, one of them's got to be a lawyer, Dr., Engineer, heck maybe first female president!"


And my favorite:

Smile and say "I'm blessed"

Ok, that last one isn't funny, but I think it's the best!

Author:  Anna1111 [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Too many kids

I used to live in a Catholic country where b*rth c*ntrol was illegal. If you asked someone how many brothers & sisters they had, it seemed the answer would invariably be, "We are *only* seven."

Tell 'em you're trying to outdo the Duggars, and give a Mona Lisa smile : )

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