These days, it's a sin to have more than two kids. When I saw someone with 3 kids, I always assumed the third one was an accident, and here I am having a 3rd! (Who was an accident, lol, but so were 3 of my other 4 pregnancies!) My OB asked at my first prenatal appt if I planned on having my tubes tied. I assume that's standard for anyone with more than 2 kids? I was like, "Uh, no". Anyways, here's a few funny replies to people who question your number of kids.
"I'll stop when I get an ugly one"
If someone asks if you're crazy, smile and say "Yep, I probably am!"
"Well, I figure at this rate, one of them's got to be a lawyer, Dr., Engineer, heck maybe first female president!"
And my favorite:
Smile and say "I'm blessed"
Ok, that last one isn't funny, but I think it's the best!
_________________ Mom to Christian (13), Saphira (10), Xavier (5), and Adrian (2).
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