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Anna1111
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Post subject: Refreshments Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:25 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:14 pm Posts: 8115
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A businessman was traveling on an airplane, and was alarmed to hear a voice coming from the general direction of the seat in front of him.
"That's a lovely suit! Who's your tailor?"
He looked around & saw no one.
Again, the voice came:
"You have BEAUTIFUL blue eyes!"
He could see no one, but now realized that the sound was coming from his tray table.
Again, he heard the voice
"You are incredibly handsome!"
Finally, he realized that the voice was coming from his bag of peanuts.
He called the flight attendant, and a little embarrassed, explained his predicament.
She reassured him, "Don't worry sir! They're complimentary peanuts!"
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Tory
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Post subject: Re: Refreshments Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:35 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:58 pm Posts: 5828
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Jenileigh
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Post subject: Re: Refreshments Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:05 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:16 am Posts: 633 Location: The Beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains, VA
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_________________ “The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.” ― Mother Teresa
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