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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:25 pm 
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A businessman was traveling on an airplane, and was alarmed to hear a voice coming from the general direction of the seat in front of him.

"That's a lovely suit! Who's your tailor?"

He looked around & saw no one.

Again, the voice came:

"You have BEAUTIFUL blue eyes!"

He could see no one, but now realized that the sound was coming from his tray table.

Again, he heard the voice

"You are incredibly handsome!"

Finally, he realized that the voice was coming from his bag of peanuts.

He called the flight attendant, and a little embarrassed, explained his predicament.

She reassured him, "Don't worry sir! They're complimentary peanuts!"

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 Post subject: Re: Refreshments
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:35 pm 
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Oh brother! tee hee!


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