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Briva
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Post subject: New Medicare plan Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:30 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:16 pm Posts: 2311 Location: Sunshine State
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Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
_________________ "...with men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26
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Sis
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Post subject: Re: New Medicare plan Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:00 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:22 pm Posts: 8837
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LisaTX
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Post subject: Re: New Medicare plan Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:30 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:05 pm Posts: 3524 Location: Central TX
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This has been my plan all along.
_________________ Mom to Christian (13), Saphira (10), Xavier (5), and Adrian (2).
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Tory
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Post subject: Re: New Medicare plan Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:04 am |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:58 pm Posts: 5828
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LisaTX wrote: This has been my plan all along.
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Sis
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Post subject: Re: New Medicare plan Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:08 am |
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:22 pm Posts: 8837
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LisaTX wrote: This has been my plan all along. LOL
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