For some reason, this cracks me up!
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Author:  Sis [ Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:35 pm ]
Post subject:  For some reason, this cracks me up!

Attorney telling his client, "All your responses MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?"

Client: "Oral."

Ok. Maybe it's not that funny. Maybe I'm tired, or weird. Maybe this one's better?

*Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
* Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
* Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
* Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

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Author:  Amy19 [ Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: For some reason, this cracks me up!

Hilarious! Here's another one.

You might be a lawyer if:
- You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
- The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
- You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
- Your other car is a BMW.
- When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
- When your wife says "I love you", you cross-examine her.

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