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| Author: | Sis [ Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | For some reason, this cracks me up! |
Attorney telling his client, "All your responses MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?" Client: "Oral." Ok. Maybe it's not that funny. Maybe I'm tired, or weird. Maybe this one's better? *Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” * Witness: “No.” * Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” * Witness: “No.” * Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” * Witness: “No.” * Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” * Witness: “No.” * Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?” * Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.” * Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?” * Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.” Read more: http://lawvibe.com/the-stupidest-things ... z3Eok3rmbM |
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| Author: | Amy19 [ Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: For some reason, this cracks me up! |
Hilarious! Here's another one. You might be a lawyer if: - You are charging someone for reading these jokes. - The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long. - You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill. - Your other car is a BMW. - When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer. - When your wife says "I love you", you cross-examine her. |
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