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Author:  Anna1111 [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Modern Scientific Advances

Today Yahoo asks, "Is Science Close to Ruling out God?"

So, decided it was time to repeat this old joke:

One day, not far in the future, a scientist decided that he understood all things scientific, and God was no longer needed. He went to God, and shared his proposal: God could step aside from the ruling of the Universe and rest, the scientists would take care of things from now on. God tentatively agreed, but thought it would be wise to first let the scientist demonstrate his ability - just to be sure ; )

He asked the scientist to propose a challenge. The scientist suggested they both make a man. God agreed, and picked up a handful of dirt. The scientist then picked up his own handful of dirt. To which God held up a warning finger and declared, "Get your own dirt."

Author:  Tory [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Modern Scientific Advances

LOL! I'll have to remember that one!

Author:  Sis [ Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Modern Scientific Advances

Amen. :)

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